• 2 hours at immigration

• "Manchester weather"

• Oxen ploughing the fields

• National public transport system of hitchhiking on the motorways

• Motorway bridges with no roads over them, but used as huge bus shelters

• Horse and trap coming down the wrong side of the motorway "It will be sunny tomorrow!"

• Waves crashing over the seafront at Havana

• Not being able to see Revolution Square through the rain

• "My son Greg........"

• Bubble taxis

• Rice drying at the side of the road/motorway

• Salad, pork, rice and beans, sickly sweet mango jam goo with a cheese slice

• Cuban wine(-vinegar?)

• Baby alligator, indian face painting - Crocodile poo(?), mad driver speed boat ride and Coconut drink on christmas day.

• Kate's mini red santas decorations for our tables

• Visiting special schools in Trinidad to give them some books

• Cuba Libre and mojito cocktails

• Salsa in Trinidad

• Tour sponsored by Havana Club

• "Where is the bus parked?" Ask the girls... Hungover tour guide and very poorly driver Yet another bank search

• Nightclub in the caves - a lot of steps in and out!

• Claire being carried home and put to bed after one rum too many....The runaway cow....was it real?

• Sharing toilet experiences with Kate. Blocking our toilet and peeing in the shower

• Towels and blanket sculptures - made into swans and hearts by the chambermaids

• Another dollar tip ........ for another band . . . and another!

• Toilet attendants dispensing toilet paper for tips

• Room 38 complaining about our impromptu disco - "I will survive"

• Frozen dancers in the pool on new years eve

• The "canteen" at hotel Villa Cuba

• The only dancing party in the disco - do we care?

• The queue of male partners for Kate in the disco!

• No hangovers for two weeks - and how?

• 'Chase the mouse' or hair of the dog

• Three dog sex romp in car park at the caves

• Dayglo green and orange lycra and wiggling hips

And all the places.....

• Pinar del Rio Cigar factory and rum tasting (and the bank of course!)

• El indio limestone caves with boat trip and echo test!

• Terrazas incestuous commune

• Buena vista coffee plantation in the rain ...and seeing the Cuban national bird (The tocororo (Priotelus temnuros) is dubbed Cuba's national bird due to its red, white and blue plumage - the colours of the Cuban flag. ... )

• The waterfall - brave Hilary and Steve!

• The workers party at the swimming pool at Las Terrazas

• Havana

• Briefing by Panorama rep in howling gale. Moved indoors.

• Magnificent Du Pont mansion at Varadero.

• Pizza at Plaza Americas, Varadero.

• Met Richard Hanning (old BP colleague) in Motorway Services car park!

  ......And cigars must feature somewhere!